The Describe-o-Matic

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At a loss to describe something? Try the Describe-o-Matic.

The D-o-M picks random adjectives and adverbs from a WordNet database and combines them to make alliterative descriptions.

To use the D-o-M, run randomDescription.rb; use makeAlphabeticRanges.rb to install new index files from WordNet. You'll need a recent version of Ruby; I used the 1.8.2 that came with Mac OS X 10.4.