Unusual Holidays

This list is courtesy of this website (however their website uses yellow text and is painful to the eyes): http://www.angelfire.com/cantina/shamansanchez/holidays.htm
 
January is National Careers in Cosmetology Month, National Eye Health Care Month, National Fiber Focus Month, National Hobby Month, National Soup Month, Hot Tea Month, Oatmeal Month, Prune Breakfast Month
1.          First Foot Day and Z Day (Z Day is a holiday that can be celebrated by letting all those poor unfortunate people with names that start with Z be first in line.)
2.          Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
3.          Festival of Sleep Day
4.          Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
5.          Bird Day
6.          Bean Day
7.          Old Rock Day
8.          National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day
9.          Play God Day
10.        Peculiar People Day
11.        National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
12.        Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
13.        Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
14.        National Dress Up Your Pet Day
15.        Hat Day
16.        Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
17.        Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
18.        Winnie the Pooh Day
19.        National Popcorn Day
20.        National Butter crunch Day
21.        National Hugging Day
22.        National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
23.        National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
24.        Eskimo Pie Patent Day
25.        Opposite Day
26.        Australia Day
27.        Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day (This holiday commemorates Mr. Thomas Crapper, the man who--as the name may suggest--invented the flush toilet.)
28.        National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
29.        National Corn chip Day
30.        Escape Day
31.        National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day

February is National Blah Buster Month, National Embroidery Month, National Grapefruit Month, National Snack Food Month, National Weddings Month, Responsible Pet Owner Month, Return Carts to the Supermarket Month, Creative Romance Month, International Twit Award Month, Canned Food Month.
1.          Serpent Day
2.          Purification Day 
3.          Cordova Ice Worm Day 
4.          Create A Vacuum Day 
5.          Disaster Day 
6.          Lame Duck Day 
7.          Charles Dickens Day 
8.          Kite Flying Day 
9.          Toothache Day 
10.        Umbrella Day 
11.        White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day 
12.        National Plum Pudding Day 
13.        Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day 
14.        Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day 
15.        National Gum Drop Day 
16.        Do A Grouch A Favor Day 
17.        Champion Crab Races Day 
18.        National Battery Day 
19.        National Chocolate Mint Day 
20.        Hoodie Hoo Day (At high noon everyone yells "Hoodie-Hoo" to chase away winter and make way for spring.) 
21.        Card Reading Day 
22.        Be Humble Day 
23.        International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day 
24.        National Tortilla Chip Day 
25.        Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt) 
26.        National Pistachio Day 
27.        International Polar Bear Day 
28.        Public Sleeping Day 
29.        National Surf and Turf Day 

March is Foot Health Month, Humorists Are Artist Month, National Furniture Refinishing Month, National Frozen Food Month, National Noodle Month, and National Peanut Month
1.          National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
2.          Old Stuff Day
3.          I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day (Today President Hoover signed a bill making the Star Spangled Banner our national anthem. Celebrate by singing as much as you can remember with some friends.)
4.          Holy Experiment Day
5.          Multiple Personalities Day
6.          National Frozen Food Day
7.          National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
8.          Be Nasty Day
9.          Panic Day
10.        Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
11.        Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
12.        Alfred Hitchcock Day, Plant a Flower Day
13.        Jewel Day
14.        National Potato Chip Day
15.        Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
16.        Everything You Do Is Right Day
17.        Submarine Day
18.        Supreme Sacrifice Day
19.        Poultry Day
20.        Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
21.        Fragrance Day
22.        National Goof-off Day
23.        National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
24.        National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
25.        Pecan Day and Waffle Day
26.        Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
27.        National "Joe" Day (Do you hate your name? Everyone who hates their name has a right on this day to have everyone they know call them Joe.)
28.        Something On A Stick Day
29.        Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
30.        I Am In Control Day
31.        Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day

April is International Guitar Month, Keep America Beautiful Month, National Anxiety Month, National Humor Month, National Welding Month, National Garden Month, and Uh-Huh Month .
1.          One Cent Day
2.          National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
3.          Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
4.          Tell-A-Lie Day
5.          Go For Broke Day
6.          Sorry Charlie Day (Sorry Charlie Day honors those who have been rejected and lived through it.)
7.          No Housework Day
8.          All Is Ours Day
9.          Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
10.        Golfers Day
11.        Eight-Track Tape Day
12.        Look Up At The Sky Day
13.        Blame Somebody Else Day
14.        National Pecan Day
15.        Rubber Eraser Day
16.        National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
17.        National Cheeseball Day
18.        International Jugglers Day
19.        Garlic Day
20.        Look Alike Day
21.        Kindergarten Day
22.        National Jelly Bean Day
23.        Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
24.        National Pigs In A Blanket Day
25.        National Zucchini Bread Day
26.        Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
27.        Tell A Story Day
28.        Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
29.        National Shrimp Scampi Day
30.        National Honesty Day

May is Better Sleep Month, National Good Car Care Month, National Photo Month, National Salad Month, National Egg Month, National Barbecue Month, Revise Your Work Schedule Month, Date Your Mate Month, National Hamburger Month, and Fungal Infection Awareness Month
1.          Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
2.          Fire Day
3.          Lumpy Rug Day
4.          National Candied Orange Peel Day
5.          National Hoagie Day
6.          National Beverage Day
7.          International Tuba Day, Pate Up Day, National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
8.          No Socks Day, Have a Coke Day
9.          Lost Sock Memorial Day
10.        Clean Up Your Room Day
11.        Eat what You Want Day, Twilight Zone Day
12.        Limerick Day
13.        Leprechaun Day
14.        National Dance Like a Chicken Day (Do chickens dance??)
15.        National Chocolate Chip Day
16.        Wear Purple for Peace Day
17.        Pack Rat Day
18.        International Museum Day, Visit Your Relatives Day
19.        Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
20.        Eliza Doolittle Day
21.        National Memo Day, National Waitress/Waiters Day
22.        Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
23.        Penny Day
24.        National Escargot Day
25.        National Tap Dance Day
26.        Grey Day
27.        Body Painting Arts Festival
28.        National Hamburger Day
29.        End of the Middle Ages Day
30.        My Bucket's Got A Hole Day
31.        National Macroon Day

June is Adopt-A-Shelter-Cat Month, American Rivers Month, Cancer In The Sun Month, Dairy Month, Turkey Lover's Month, National Accordian Awareness Month, National Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Month, National Ice Tea Month, National Papaya Month, National Pest Control Month, National Rose Month, Fight The Filthy Fly Month, and Zoo and Aquarium Month.
1.          Dare Day
2.          National Rocky Road Day
3.          Repeat Day
4.          Old Maid's Day
5.          Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
6.          Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
7.          National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
8.          Name Your Poison Day
9.          Donald Duck Day
10.        National Yo-Yo Day
11.        National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
12.        Machine Day
13.        National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
14.        Pop Goes The Weasel Day
15.        Smile Power Day
16.        National Hollerin' Contest Day
17.        Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
18.        International Panic Day
19.        World Sauntering Day
20.        Ice Cream Soda Day
21.        Cuckoo Warning Day (BEWARE! It will be a wet summer if the sound of the cuckoo is heard today)
22.        National Chocolate Eclair Day
23.        National Pink Day
24.        Museum Comes To Life Day
25.        Log Cabin Day
26.        National Chocolate Pudding Day
27.        National Columnists Day
28.        Paul Bunyan Day
29.        Camera Day
30.        Meteor Day

July is National Baked Beams Month, National Ice Cream Month, National Tennis Month, Read an Almanac Month, Anti-Boredom Month, and Hitchhiking Month.
1.          Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day, Build a Scarecrow Day
2.          Visitation of the Virgin Mary Day
3.          Stay out of the Sun Day, Compliment your Mirror Day
4.          National Country Music Day, Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
5.          Workaholics Day
6.          National Fried Chicken Day
7.          National Strawberry Sunday Day
8.          Video Games Day
9.          National Sugar Cookie Day
10.        Clerihew Day
11.        National Cheer Up the Lonely Day
12.        National Pecan Pie Day
13.        Fool's Paradise Day
14.        National Nude Day
15.        National Tapioca Pudding Day, Respect Canada Day
16.        International Juggling Day
17.        National Peach Ice Cream Day
18.        National Ice Cream Day, National Caviar Day
19.        Flitch Day (An old custom from yesteryear developed into the holiday of Flitch Day. Bacon was given to any married couple who could prove they had lived in harmony and fidelity for one year. Very few "took home the bacon.")
20.        Ugly Truck Contest Day
21.        National Tug-of-War Tournament Day
22.        Rat catcher's Day
23.        National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
24.        Amelia Earhart Day
25.        Threading the Needle Day
26.        All or Nothing Day
27.        Take your Pants for a Walk Day
28.        National Milk Chocolate Day
29.        Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
30.        National Cheesecake Day
31.        Parent's Day

August is National Catfish Month, National Golf Month, National Eye Exam Month, National Water Quality Month, Romance Awareness Month, Peach Month, and Foot Health Month. For more strange holidays, check out Bizarre American Holidays.
1.          Friendship Day, National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
2.          National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
3.          National Watermelon Day
4.          Twins Day Festival
5.          National Mustard Day
6.          Wiggle Your Toes Day
7.          Sea Serpent Day
8.          Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
9.          National Polka Festival
10.        Lazy Day
11.        Presidential Joke Day
12.        Middle Child's Day
13.        Blame Someone Else Day
14.        National Creamsicle Day
15.        National Relaxation Day, National Failures Day
16.        Bratwurst Festival
17.        National Thriftshop Day
18.        Bad Poetry Day
19.        Potato Day
20.        National Radio Day
21.        National Spumoni Day
22.        Be An Angel Day
23.        National Spongecake Day
24.        Knife Day
25.        Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
26.        National Cherry Popsicle Day
27.        Petroleum Day
28.        World Sauntering Day
29.        More Herbs, Less Salt Day
30.        National Toasted Marshmallow Day
31.        National Trail Mix Day

September is Self-Improvement Month, Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month, International Square Dance Month, Cable TV Month, National Bed Check Month, National Chicken Month, National Courtesy Month, National Honey Month, National Mind Mapping Month, National Piano Month, National Rice Month, National Papaya Month, and Classical Music Month? Whew! If that isn't enough here are some other things you can celebrate in September if your family is looking for something to do when they're bored (I didn't make these up!):
1.          Emma M. Nuitt Day
2.          National Beheading Day
3.          Skyscraper Day
4.          Newspaper Carrier Day
5.          Be Late for Something Day
6.          Fight Procrastination Day
7.          Neither Rain nor Snow Day
8.          National Date Nut Bread Day, National Pardon Day
9.          Teddy Bear Day
10.        Swap Ideas Day
11.        No News is Good News Day
12.        National Pet Memorial Day, National Chocolate Milkshake Day
13.        Defy Superstition Day
14.        National Cream-filled Doughnut Day
15.        Felt Hat Day
16.        Stay away from Seattle Day, Collect Rocks Day
17.        National Apple Dumpling Day
18.        National Play-doh Day
19.        National Butterscotch Pudding Day
20.        National Punch Day
21.        World Gratitude Day
22.        Hobbit Day, Dear Diary Day
23.        Checkers Day, Dogs in Politics Day
24.        National Comic Book Day
25.        National Good Neighbor Day, National Pancake Day
26.        Crush a Can Day
27.        Ask a Stupid Question Day
28.        Poisoned Blackberries Day
29.        National Mud Pack Day

October is Adopt-A-Dog Month, Computer Learning Month, National Apple Jack Month, National Car Care Month, National Clock Month, National Cosmetology Month, National Dessert Month, National Pickled Pepper Month, National Popcorn Poppin' Month, National Pretzel Month, National Sarcastics Month, National Seafood Month, National Kitchen and Bath Month, and Vegetarian Awareness Month.
1.          World Vegetarian Day, Magic Circles Day
2.          Name Your Car Day
3.          Virus Appreciation Day
4.          National Golf Day
5.          National Storytelling Festival
6.          German-American Day, Come Take It Day
7.          National Frappe Day
8.          American Tag Day
9.          Moldy Cheese Day
10.        National Angel Food Cake Day
11.        It's My Party Day
12.        International Moment of Frustration Scream Day
13.        National Peanut Butter Festival
14.        Be Bald and Free Day, National Dessert Day
15.        White Cane Safety Day
16.        Dictionary Day
17.        Gaudy Day
18.        No Beard Day
19.        Evaluate Your Life Day
20.        National Brandied Fruit Day
21.        Babbling Day
22.        National Nut Day
23.        National Mole Day
24.        National Bologna Day
25.        Punk for a Day Day
26.        Mule Day
27.        Sylvia Plath Day
28.        Plush Animal Lover's Day, National Chocolate Day
29.        Hermit Day
30.        National Candy Corn Day
31.        National Magic Day, Increase Your Psychic Powers Day

November is International Drum Month, Peanut Butter Lover's Month, and Slaughter Month.
1.          Plan Your Epitaph Day
2.          National Deviled Egg Day
3.          Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
4.          Waiting For The Barbarians Day
5.          Gunpowder Day
6.          Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
7.          National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
8.          Dunce Day
9.          Chaos Never Dies Day
10.        Forget-Me-Not Day
11.        Air Day
12.        National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
13.        National Indian Pudding Day
14.        Operation Room Nurse Day
15.        National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
16.        Button Day
17.        Take A Hike Day
18.        Occult Day
19.        Have A Bad Day Day
20.        Absurdity Day
21.        World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
22.        Start Your Own Country Day
23.        National Cashew Day
24.        Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
25.        National Parfait Day
26.        Shopping Reminder Day
27.        Pins And Needles Day
28.        Make Your Own Head Day
29.        Square Dance Day
30.        Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

December is Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month.
1.          National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
2.          National Fritters Day
3.          National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
4.          Wear Brown Shoes Day
5.          National Sacher Torte Day
6.          National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
7.          National Cotton Candy Day
8.          Take It In The Ear Day
9.          National Pastry Day
10.        Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
11.        National Noodle Ring Day
12.        National Ding-A-Ling Day
13.        Ice Cream and Violins Day
14.        National Bouillabaisse Day
15.        National Lemon Cupcake Day
16.        National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
17.        Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
18.        National Roast Suckling Pig Day
19.        Oatmeal Muffin Day
20.        Games Day
21.        Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
22.        National Date-Nut Bread Day
23.        Roots Day
24.        National Egg Nog Day
25.        National Pumpkin Pie Day
26.        National Whiners Day
27.        National Fruitcake Day
28.        Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
29.        Pepper Pot Day
30.        Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
31.         Unlucky Day