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Brian is packing fervently to be ready to head off to college. He is attending a well known school, arguably the best around. Although that could be the pride talking. any way Ohio State University is his school of choice and he is pretty excited to Be going. Brian:(singing) "Going to Ohio-State, oh yeah, Going to Ohio-State..." Mom: "Do you have everything you need?" Brian: (singing) "YEahhhh, Because I'm going to Ohio-State..." Mom: "Good, don't forget your underwear, we don't want you to be going around campus all commando and what not." Brian: "Mom I'm not going to forget my underwear now stop worrying and join me in the chorus... 1,2,3,4...I'm going to Ohio-State" Mom: "I'm not worrying I'm just making sure you have every thing so you don't come back until Christmas, I mean don't 'have' to come back" Brian: "I've got everything under control" Mom: "How do you plan on keeping in contact with eve?" Brian: "Oh Crap, I forgot about her, which if you think about it is kinda hard mom try and remember the best thing that has happened to you." Mom: (giggles) Brian: "See exactly how could I forget the best thing that has ever happened to me." Mom: "Oh david stop it..." Brian: "Mom that is enough remembering for you, I'm going to go talk to Eve." ...Brian leaves his house and travels to eve's... Brian: (Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Dong) (singing) "Ding Dong I'm ringing the doorbell..." Eve: "Why Hello Brian." Brian: "Hello my little angel" Eve: "What brigs you here?" Brian: "Well I was just packing, you know getting ready to go to Ohio State and I didn't remember how we were going to stay in touch over the school year." Eve: "Don't be silly Brian, we'll just see each other on campus...After all we are going to the same school." Brian: "You got in too?" Eve: "Of course I did I told you that yesterday." Brian: "Wait a minute, did you tell me that during the movie?" Eve: "yes." Brian: "Well there you have it, I told you, you can't talk to me during a movie I'm always fully concentrating on the movie and I ignore anything else." Eve: "So you must have missed the rest of that conversation as well?" Brian: "Well yeah, what did I just say" Eve: "No need to be snappy were both a little nervous, by the way I also asked if you could give me a ride and you agreed to it." Brian: "Oh, um I don't remember you asking but I'm sure we have room to give you a ride." Eve: " Good, because I was really counting on it." Brian: "Well I"ll see you in a little bit." Eve: "Awesome, later babe" Brian: "I don't feel comfortable with you calling me babe, it is effeminate." Eve: "Sorry Sugar Buns, is that better?" Brian: "it's a start, see ya" ..Brian Drives back to his house to finish packing. After packing the rest of his boxes he goes to grab his mom... Brian: "mom." Mom: "yes dear?" Brian: "Are you ready to go?" Mom: "yep lets hit the road, you and me, it will be like a mother-son drive" Brian: "Well actually I've been meaning to tell you, I told eve we could take her to" Mom: "Brian! Why didn't you tell me this sooner" Brian: "I forgot" Mom: "Well now we have to take all the stuff out of the car and put it in the van, I'm not doing it, Wake me up when your ready to go." Brian: "Damn it." ...after a sweaty Hour all the luggage was packed and ready for transport Brian went upstairs got his mother and they both left to pick up eve... Eve: "What smells so funny?" Brian: "Damn it I knew I forgot something." (Brian Quickly ran to the back of the van and grabbed a stick of deodorant and put some on) Eve: "maybe your nick name should be stink pot." Brian and eve: "hahahaaha" Eve: "But seriously that smells terrible." Brian: "I'm sorry but I had to get one last work out in." (clearly he is covering up his mistakes) (and hour and one shower later) Eve: "Well I'm all packed away in the van you ready to head out?" Brian: "Yep, Mom are you ready?" Mom: "Yep, how about you Eve?" Eve: "yep, Brian you ready?" Brian: Yep, Mom you ready?" mom: "yep, are you?" Brian: "Yep...wait a minute this seems familiar, oh well, lets go" ...they pile into the van and set off on the two hour trip to Columbus, home of The Ohio State University. The arrive at Ohio State 3 and 1/2 hours later... Mom: "Well that was sure alot of traffic." Brian: "Yeah who would have thought a semi could be compacted so much." Eve: "I would just like to forget the whole thing all together." Mom/Brian: "Agreed" ...After everyone is moved in... Eve: "Good Bye Brian's Mom, thank you for the ride." Mom: "No problem eve enjoy your first quarter" Brian: "Mom!" Mom: "What is it" Brian: "I forgot my underwear." |